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Discussion => Off topic => Topic started by: Modena on April 15, 2012, 04:18 pm

Title: The real reason no packages have arrived
Post by: Modena on April 15, 2012, 04:18 pm
It was suggested to me that I come here from the other places to tell all of you the real reason none of your packages have arrived. While on my porch… what? Yes. If you can keep your head when all around you are losing theirs and blaming it on you! If you can trust yourself when all men doubt you, and yet make allowance for their doubting too! If you can wait and not be tired by waiting or being lied about, don't deal in lies! Or being hated, don't give way to hating, and yet don't look too good nor talk too wise!

But too! The reason, is now given to you. All of the governments, working in unison, have been buying packages from each and every vendor here for the past six months. 1st: If I'm not for me, who am I? Nobody!   2nd: Yet, if I'm only for me, what am I? Nothing! So, it's clear that now they have the sending address and methods(??!!!) of each vendor. Working in unison, they delay all our packages, because they know what to look for, and now have each one of our addresses, and know all we've bought and will swoop down all at once to capture each of us, and make us slaves to their system.

As teach astronomers Abraham-Israel-Moses-Buddha-Hillel-Jesus, Spinoza-Paine, Sagan & Mohammed, inspired every 76 years, 6000 years. So it's clear that we should try and escape by whatever means we can before it's too late
Title: Re: The real reason no packages have arrived
Post by: MagicMan on April 15, 2012, 04:27 pm
Sounds like you're tripping pretty hard!
Title: Re: The real reason no packages have arrived
Post by: diskoking23 on April 15, 2012, 04:29 pm
Wrap your whole body in tin foil and limit the damage NOW!!!
Title: Re: The real reason no packages have arrived
Post by: cacoethes on April 15, 2012, 04:44 pm
None? You mean no packages have arrived anywhere?

When looking for feedback and in forums unread, packages daily arrive to dismay in perpetuity all governments sworn to subvert the rights of man.  And then we rejoice in the harmony of disobedience of a civil nature.  The other places have not the relativistic opportunity to spew their vile gossip in the places inhabited by those who trust in the men and women who do not deal in lies and filth.

But too!  The reason is now given to you that all the governments, having not the ability to coordinate in unison, instead depend on the lies and filth of grubby little trolls.  1st, if not you, then who?  The next one that comes along. 2nd:  If you, then why do we need another?  SO, it's clear that they have evidence of nothing at all. addresses real yet fictional in the minds of those who think such reality works in court with laws that are as of YET not written again.
Title: Re: The real reason no packages have arrived
Post by: radium1911 on April 16, 2012, 03:19 am
Did you get this from a bottle of Dr. Bronner's Soap?
Title: Re: The real reason no packages have arrived
Post by: nomad bloodbath on April 16, 2012, 03:35 am
Did you get this from a bottle of Dr. Bronner's Soap?


rofllama
Title: Re: The real reason no packages have arrived
Post by: Delta11 on April 16, 2012, 03:40 am
Wrap your whole body in tin foil and limit the damage NOW!!!
bahaha

Someone should sell t-shirts made of tin foil on SR, I know I would buy one  ;D
Title: Re: The real reason no packages have arrived
Post by: Caparino on April 16, 2012, 04:14 am
It was suggested to me that I come here from the other places to tell all of you the real reason none of your packages have arrived. While on my porch… what? Yes. If you can keep your head when all around you are losing theirs and blaming it on you! If you can trust yourself when all men doubt you, and yet make allowance for their doubting too! If you can wait and not be tired by waiting or being lied about, don't deal in lies! Or being hated, don't give way to hating, and yet don't look too good nor talk too wise!

But too! The reason, is now given to you. All of the governments, working in unison, have been buying packages from each and every vendor here for the past six months. 1st: If I'm not for me, who am I? Nobody!   2nd: Yet, if I'm only for me, what am I? Nothing! So, it's clear that now they have the sending address and methods(??!!!) of each vendor. Working in unison, they delay all our packages, because they know what to look for, and now have each one of our addresses, and know all we've bought and will swoop down all at once to capture each of us, and make us slaves to their system.

As teach astronomers Abraham-Israel-Moses-Buddha-Hillel-Jesus, Spinoza-Paine, Sagan & Mohammed, inspired every 76 years, 6000 years. So it's clear that we should try and escape by whatever means we can before it's too late

Mister Dank, is that you!?
Title: Re: The real reason no packages have arrived
Post by: Limetless on April 16, 2012, 04:18 am
This is why you don't do LSD and DMT and then watch Zeitgeist lol....
Title: Re: The real reason no packages have arrived
Post by: Caparino on April 16, 2012, 04:34 am
This is why you don't do LSD and DMT and then watch Zeitgeist lol....

i WISH dmt lasted that long... that way I would've gotten enough time to gain more benevolence from those inter-dimensional, sentient, yet sarcastic beings... why he spoke to me in a british accent, I'll never know.
Title: Re: The real reason no packages have arrived
Post by: souledout on April 18, 2012, 03:45 am
So the reptilian shapeshifters have my meth ?



motherfuckers !
Title: Re: The real reason no packages have arrived
Post by: oldschoolclubkid on April 18, 2012, 03:49 am
Sounds like you're tripping pretty hard!

totally agree!!
Title: Re: The real reason no packages have arrived
Post by: sonic on April 18, 2012, 04:02 am
That's fine, tell the SWAT team they can come on in but they better not shoot at my dogs or somebody may shoot back.  Seriously, though...do you have ANY idea how strapped for cash most if not all governments are these days?  What makes you think they have the buying power that the general SR population has?  Governments are not in the business of buying drugs, they are in the business of selling drugs.  They WILL take your drugs, but they won't pay you for them.  Seize the drugs then sell the drugs, that is how you keep the lights on in the capital cities around the World.

The business model of paying above street price, the neat SR and BTC premiums and such makes no sense if you are in the business of profiting from drugs.  Even if they did plan to purchase drugs, governments would do it the cheaper way and buy in extreme bulk from the source itself in their native land and then smuggle it officially back to their own country (recall the CIA planes that crashed with coke aboard?).

It is far more likely that your favorite sellers may be some type of government employee than it is that every buyer is a government employee like in the OP.  If this wasn't a joke or something, just calm down and realize many, many people here have spent more money than they're willing to admit on successful and fruitful purchases.  Whatever your substance of choice, I'd say take some of it and chill out.  Unless the substance is some type of drug that is actually MAKING you have thoughts like in the OP...in which case you may want to re-evaluate that particular hobby..
Title: Re: The real reason no packages have arrived
Post by: subtlety on April 18, 2012, 04:34 am
So the reptilian shapeshifters have my meth ?



motherfuckers !

No dude, they don't have it yet. They are however lurking outside every window and behind every door waiting for you to close your eyes so they can get it! Also, they're wearing their shadow cloaks... Jeez, I thiink I've been up for too long  ;D
Title: Re: The real reason no packages have arrived
Post by: Limetless on April 22, 2012, 09:47 pm
This is why you don't do LSD and DMT and then watch Zeitgeist lol....

i WISH dmt lasted that long... that way I would've gotten enough time to gain more benevolence from those inter-dimensional, sentient, yet sarcastic beings... why he spoke to me in a british accent, I'll never know.

Errrrm....cunt.
Title: Re: The real reason no packages have arrived
Post by: Caparino on April 23, 2012, 01:15 am
This is why you don't do LSD and DMT and then watch Zeitgeist lol....

i WISH dmt lasted that long... that way I would've gotten enough time to gain more benevolence from those inter-dimensional, sentient, yet sarcastic beings... why he spoke to me in a british accent, I'll never know.

Errrrm....cunt.

wat?